February 2010
33 posts
January 2010
135 posts
It’s Not Fair -Lily Allen
oh he treats me...
Sex complicates everything.
“Don’t let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand...”
– Earl Nightingale
“Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful.”
I'm only 19
But mentally at least 42.
I got this in an email and I thought it was cute:
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and The eyesight to tell...
Buddy Buddy
Realize: Your dick can’t hold me. I’ve got bigger things aimed my way and that member is the last thing to weigh me down.
Google Chrome is proving to be pretty gangsta
Finally a recommendation better than Newgrounds and Firefox.
On a more serious note, I’m still confused about where exactly I’m going in my life. More specifically what I’m going to major in and my future. My father’s telling me to keep money in mind, but money is nothing worth comparing to my dreams. Crazy and childish as that sounds, but I’m truly willing to pay it...
For my own peace of mind, I resign as manager of...
“They say you can’t buy me love, but you damn sure can buy me bud.”
– Snoop Dogg. (via dubtron)
“I’m sorry. Hold on a second, I’m going to hang up on you.”
– Me to my boyfriend, who was trying to get at me for hanging up on him earlier. (He was having a side conversation with someone else, and I didn’t feel like listening anymore)
“I dunno why I’m not drinking right now.”
– Me. To myself. After fixing the toilet. (via notthatkindagay)
WatchShould we be doing more to reduce the graphic violence in our dreams?
That’s right ONN, make the old black lady trip off of sleep deprivation. :]
Dear Tumblr,
What in the flying fuck?
Please hurry up with your nonsense.
-Best of luck
P.S. I liked you better when you were simple and not so updating.
I ain't a punk bitch and I don't give a fuck
dubtron:
“Shawty Say” by David Banner feat. Lil...
Thank You - Dido
People can always teach you two things: What to Do...
Home Alone
I’m home alone again. But this time it’s killing me.
This constant solitude, is similar to that of prison, except I am free to walk around in the freezing weather and I can change my clothes, fix my hair, etc.
Maybe not so similar.
Anyways, I’ve never been to prison (or a prison for visiting purposes), and I think I might try to go sweater shopping today.
Simply Relief
smokeybrand:
madame, everything you said here is valid and true however your assumption of my ingnorance is a little glib at best. i understand full well what the true meanings of both natural selection and tragedy are. I understand better than anyone the process of weeding out the weak for the maturation of the strong. i get that. However, it is my personal opinion that these definitions...
Haiti Relief
smokeybrand:
This is a conversation between the chick that hates me for no reason (refered to hence forth as CTHMFNR, and mysef about the Haitians and their dicey predicament:
CTHMFNR: But you agree it’s tragedy what happend to those people. Smokey: no, i don’t. it’s a difficult situation, yes. I’d go so far as to call it terrible, but it’s no tragedy. CTHMFNR: What?! how can you honestly...
LOL NO
So today, my kid sister wanted for me to give her a make-over (for the umpteenth time).
Problems with that:
I don’t like to waste my make up on anyone but me
My kid sister is 11 and I don’t feel comfortable with children wearing make up like that
So this time I provided solid evidence for my umpteenth ‘No’.
I showed her this tragedy:
This girl from my middle school...
I am currently trying to watch Brokeback Mountain...
I’m not homophobic, but I guess external forces are trying to prevent me from seeing my late celebrity love make out with Jake Gyllenhaal…
I’m going to try again and if I will:
Fail: Get Breakfast
Succeed: Still go get breakfast. Watch it later tonight.
Sometime today, I need to start packing. I go back to school in three days.
